(by Henry w. L)
Budweiser Gardens, London, Ontario // March 19th, 2017 (photo by Valerie Burke)
(…)
Harry: (stop singing/yelling a song) Now… there are three things… theres…there’s more than three things that we love most about Canada. One…poutine! Two…poutine!! Three…wot?
Liam: Protein!
Harry: Three…no, poutine was one and two, this is number three. Number three is…P O U T I N E!!!!!! (crowd screams) Number four… (laughs) poutine! Number five, syrup. (yelling) NUMBER SIX SYRUP ON POUTINE!!! (screaming) Number seven and the one we love most of all, is every single one of you! Shhhh!!! Number eight, you and syrup on POUTINE! (screaming) That’s what I’m talkin’ about!!!
Liam: You should… (something intelligible)
Harry: I really wanna mic drop, but I won’t, ‘cause they’re expensive.
Liam: Are you gonna run for president?
Harry: No! There’s not a chance, ‘cuz I don’t know what I’m talkin about!
Liam: I still think you should, I’m convinced!
Harry: (screaming) Nine (looks at the flag) THIS FLAG, ON YOU, ON SYRUP, ON POUTINE!!!! MAKE SOME NOISE FOR CANADA!!!
Liam: You’ve gotta have a ten, you’ve gone through nine now you’ve gotta have a ten!
Harry : (scream)TEN!
Liam: Ten! Us on syrup on poutine on… (gets lost) something else
Harry: Ten is (pick the moose on the floor) THIS MOOSE, ON THIS FLAG, ON YOU, ON SYRUP, ON POUTINE!!! Make some noise for the moose! (screaming to a fan) Which one d’you want, the moose or the flag or the syrup?
Liam: Or the poutine?
Harry: Or the poutine? You can have the moose and the flag. (throws the moose and the flag to a fan) Ohhhh I’m hyped. Oooh I’m hyped. (start to do some weird moves)
Liam: (says someting intelligible to Harry)
*Harry and Liam start to dance and hum Rocky theme song*
Niall: tell em you’re gonna be president
Harry: (screaming, out of his mind) ROCKY!!! On the moose, riding on the moose, into this place on the moose, this is Rocky, he’s on the moose, he’s on his back, wrapped in a flag, covered in poutine, on the syrup, there’s syrup everywhere!!!
Niall : (laughing)Harry!
Harry: There’s lots of syrup everywhere! Rocky waits, the moose is gone… (get lost)
Niall: Michael Buble!
Louis: That is passion!
Harry : MICHAEL BUBLE! (is confused) Michael Buble on the shoulders of Rocky, wrapped in a flag, on a moose, riding in here, covered in syrup, on poutine, and you’re all everywhere watching the whole bit go down.
Liam : I’m confused
Harry: It’s gone too far, I’ve confused myself… this is story of my life, please sing along. xx
Just Hold On by Louis Tomlinson & Steve Aoki is officially PLATINUM in Canada! 💿
Pack your bags, Harry! They’re coming to pick you up.
WAPUSK NATIONAL PARK, CANADA PHOTOGRAPH BY DANIEL COX
I was thinking bout this whole trump situation and I was like damn I’ve seen it before…
The Simpsons did predict everything else
Make sure we find a sandbox that has a sink hole to the Canada …
“simpson’s did it”
mum: do you want poutine for dinner tonight?
me: Now. There are three things… there-there’s more than three things, that we love most about Canada. One…POUTINE! Two…POUTINE!! Three…what? [Liam: Protein!] Three…no, poutine was one and two, this is number three. Number three is…POUTINE!!!!!! Number four…[laughing] poutine! Number five…syrup. NUMBER SIX, SYRUP ON POUTINE! Number seven, and the one we love most of all, is every single one of you! Number eight, you and syrup on poutine! That’s what I’m talkin’ about! I really wanna mic drop, but I won’t, ‘cause they’re expensive. [Liam: Are you gonna run for president?] No! There’s not a chance, I don’t know what I’m talkin about! [Liam: I still think you should, I’m convinced] Nine, THIS FLAG, ON YOU, ON SYRUP, ON POUTINE! MAKE SOME NOISE FOR CANADA! [Liam: You’ve gotta have a ten, you’ve gone through nine now you’ve gotta have a ten!] TEN! [Liam: Ten! Us on syrup on poutine on…something else] Ten is THIS MOOSE, ON THIS FLAG, ON YOU, ON SYRUP, ON POUTINE!!! Make some noise for the moose! [to a fan] Which one d’you want, the moose or the flag or the syrup? [Liam: or the poutine?] Or the poutine? You can have the moose and the flag. Ohhhh I’m hyped. Ohhh I’m hyped. [Niall: tell em you’re gonna be president] [Harry and Liam do a silly dance with sound effects] ROCKY, on the moose, riding on the moose, into this place on the moose, this is Rocky, he’s on the moose, he’s on his back, wrapped in a flag, covered in poutine, on the syrup, there’s syrup everywhere [Niall: [laughing] Harry!] there’s lots of syrup everywhere! Rocky waits, the moose is gone.. [Niall: Michael Buble!] [Louis: That is passion!] MICHAEL BUBLE…Michael Buble on the shoulders of Rocky, wrapped in a flag, on a moose, riding in here, covered in syrup, on poutine, and you’re all everywhere watching the whole bit go down. [Liam: I’m so confused!] It’s gone too far, I’ve confused myself, this is Story of My Life, please sing along.
* Louis posts another teaser of ‘Back To You’ on his Instagram story
* It is confirmed that Louis has signed with Epic Records
* A picture of Harry at the BBC Radio 1 studio yesterday comes out
* Tickets for Niall’s Flicker Sessions go on sale in the US and Canada
* A few HQ pictures of Harry on the set of ‘Dunkirk’ last year are released
* Louis is apparently in Amsterdam* More recent interviews promoting 'Dunkirk’ are released
* A picture of Harry at the 'Dunkirk’ premiere in London is posted on Gucci’s Instagram account
It’s Jul 15th, 2017.
16th March 1834 saw the birth of internationally renowned geologist and explorer James Hector.
Born in Edinburgh, Hector qualified as a doctor. After graduating he took part in a three-year expedition in Canada, looking for a road and rail route through the Canadian Rockies.
After arriving in New Zealand in the 1860s, Hector was appointed to set up the Geological Survey. He quickly became the dominant figure on the local scientific scene, setting up and running the Colonial Museum (now Te Papa) and the New Zealand Institute (now Royal Society of New Zealand) as well as becoming a trusted government advisor. He set up a standardised time service for New Zealand and established the forerunner to the New Zealand MetService.
We might know little of James Hector in his native Scotland but his legacy in New Zealand includes a settlement, a mountain, a lake, a scientific award, and eleven species - including Hector’s Dolphin, the guy even has a day named in his honour by the Geoscience Society of New Zealand, so to any Kiwi Tumblrs we have here, Happy Hector Day!!
Read more on Hector James, Explorer, Scientist, Leader, here http://books.scoop.co.nz/2015/09/25/man-of-science/
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